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Yamagata, Yamato, Koshikita, Yamato, Mojimegata, Taigoku no Genshin, Izumizu, Koya!
Thank you for coming today!
We're in a very welcoming mood right now, and we'd like to say "thank you for coming," but we don't have that kind of motivation, do we?
- Yeah, we don't. - We're super competitive!
That's right! We're active on TV, but we're also active on YouTube, and we're getting closer and closer, aren't we?
- We're getting closer and closer. - We're young, so we have to keep moving forward!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey!
This time, since Tokai One-ya is trying to make us look bad, we've brought something that's really beneficial for us!
- Yes! - It's really beneficial for us!
Well, Quizknock-san is good at quizzes, right?
- Yeah, no doubt about it! - Tokai One-ya is good at punishments, right?
- No doubt about it! - Yeah, no doubt about it!
Well, since we can't help but win only where we're good at, we're going to win with a quiz and even a punishment game!
The rules are simple! We're going to do a quiz now! If you answer the quiz correctly, you'll be able to receive the punishment game!
- No way! - No way!
- It's not the other way around! - You'll be able to receive it!
- But this is weird! - Yeah, if you answer the quiz correctly and I receive the punishment game, we'll both win, right?
- That's right! - Oh, I see!
- It's up to you, Tokai One-ya! - But you're laughing! You're laughing!
- This is a matter of pride! - I see!
- It's a matter of pride! - Yes!
- I don't think you'll do it, but you know the answer, but you don't want to answer it, right? - No!
- You don't, right? - I want to receive it!
- Yay! - Yay!
- I can afford it! - Quizknock-san, you know how to make a quiz work, right?
You know the quiz, but you pretend you don't know it. You're a thief!
- I haven't done that before! - No!
- I cried at an event when I was six years old. - I haven't done that before either!
- There's a total of ten quizzes, so you'll get a penalty game of ten times. - Oh!
- So for this quiz, we're going to do it properly. - Oh!
- It's not something that's good for Tokai One-ya. We've prepared a normal quiz. - That's right!
- If you know the answer, please answer it right away. - That's right!
- The sun is shining all the time, isn't it? - The sun is shining all the time, but it's not shining on me!
- The last one! - The last one!
- Okay, we have a lot of questions, so let's get started! - Yes!
- The first penalty game! - Yes!
- In the video, you say "ya do mo do ka e no tetsuya do", right? - Yes.
- I think you're saying "tetsuya" in that video. - Yes.
- But you have to say it on the other person's channel. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It's fun, right? - It's good, right?
- Also, you have a good sense of quiz. - I see!
- So it's fun for you, right? - I see!
- So you just have to say "tetsuya" in that video, right? - Yes, you have to be prepared for it.
- Prepared for it!? - Prepared for it!?
- I can't find the outline.
- Here's the question! - Yes.
- In Ise Jingu, which is considered one of the highest shrines in Japan...
- Huh!? - Huh!?
- Wow! It's on TV! - I don't like it!
- Um... Torii...
- Oh! - That's good!
- But you're out of luck if you get it wrong.
- In Ise Jingu, which is considered one of the highest shrines in Japan, you can't buy omikuji. Why is that?
- What!? - What!?
- Good morning, everyone!
- Good morning!
- I'm against Amaterasu's anger.
- You're against his anger!?
- I'm against his anger!?
- I see.
- What could it be? - It's a question that makes you smile more.
- Smile more!?
- Ryo-san!
- From the moment you said it, it's number one!
- Correct! - Wow!
- Huh!?
- Wow! I won!
- The winner is Ryo-san of the band!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Okay! Here's the second penalty game! - Yes!
- Well, Quizmock-san and Sugai-san are here. - Yes.
- There's a pose where you say "Nice guy, Sugai."
- It's important to have a pose for a greeting, right? - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- You have to do a pose that your opponent has decided on. - I see!
- I see!
- It's set up by me! - I see!
- It's unbelievable!
- Here's the question! - What is it?
- A picture-like figure is moved forward once and the structure behind it is moved backwards. What's the name of the structure?
- No way! - No way! I really don't know!
- Quizmock-san! - Anaguma.
- Incorrect! - Wow!
- Whoa! - Me?
- Izawa-san, you've won the penalty game! - Yay!
It's important to answer the quiz, right?
- Choose one. - I'll choose one.
- This is bad. - What's happening?
- I'm getting nervous. - My face is turning red.
- Utsun... - Oh, it's on!
- My eyes are wide open! - And?
- And... - And...
- You idiot!
If you want to praise your opponent's team, please tweet 10 times in a row.
- 10 times in a row!? - 10 times in a row!?
- Isn't it not good? - Please tweet 10 times in a row.
Question!
It's a famous phrase of French recent scholar Louis Pastoure.
- Damn it! - No!
- It's not? - No, no, no.
- Scientists have "sophocles". - No, it's not!
- Wow! - It's not...
It's a famous phrase of French recent scholar Louis Pastoure.
- Science has... - Kouko-chan!
- Correct! - Wow!
Science has "kouko-chan", but scientists have "sophocles".
- Wow! - Amazing!
- Do you know it, Shioi-san? - Yeah...
- So, you win the penalty game! - Congrats!
I was so happy about winning the quiz game with Izara-san...
- Can I tweet 10 times in a row? - 10 times in a row?
- You can't, you can't! - I can't, I can't!
Don't fight me!
Question 4!
- Please tweet "good morning" and "selfie" every morning. - Selfie!?
- Instead of that, please tweet "good morning" the moment you wake up. - Ah, I see...
- You wake up in the morning and do something, and then you take a selfie and say "good morning" or something like that.
Please tweet "good morning" the moment you wake up.
- Here's the question! - Okay!
- It's a famous quote left by physicist Nakaya Ukichiro. - Who is it!?
- Kouko-chan! - Yuki!
- Correct! - Wow!
- You're so fast! - You're too fast!
- You're getting busy tweeting. - I'm getting busy!
- Twitter is really strong. It's 3 against 1. - Yeah!
- The penalty game is also strong! - I'll show you a close penalty game.
- You're right, you're not losing in the penalty game! - I'm in the second half of the game!
Penalty Game
- For question 5, I'll let you use an item. - An item!?
- Here it is! To help you with this, please write "I lost 10 times in a row" or "I lost in quiz knocks" and wait for a week.
- Wow! - Annoying!
- You have to write "the person who wrote it lost". - Write "the person who wrote it lost" and wait for a week.
- Even though you're winning!
- I told you I have a class. I have a class. I have a class. - Oh, I see.
- When you get to that stage, that person will appear in your future campus.
- The answer is the fifth question. - Yes!
- The atomic number of zinc and the atomic number of bismuth... - Oh, crap!
- The answer is... - Niconium! - Correct!
- We did it! - We did it!
- Oh, crap! - We have to do something and say something.
- We have to do something. - Right! Say something you heard first and say it next.
- You say something you heard first! - Oh, crap!
- There's a speech at Bocoe University in Tokyo in late November. - Oh, crap!
- I love defeated students! - Oh, crap!
- There will be a lecture at Bocoe University High School the week before the lecture.
If you release it in those two weeks, you'll gain popularity.
(Laughing)
- That's what we're looking for. - That's right.
- Here I go. - Okay.
Oh, this penalty game is easy.
- If you get a nosebleed too soon... - No!
- Stop it! - I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
If you don't help me for a month, I'll cry for sure.
- That's for sure. - That's for sure.
- Here's the question. - Okay.
It's "boncai."
How do you say "boncai" in Italian?
C-D-E-F-G-A-B.
- That's English. - Yes.
- Here's the question again. - Okay.
How do you say "boncai" in Italian?
How do you say "boncai" in German?
- Wait a minute! - Hang in there!
- Hang in there!
I don't know the title.
Here it is!
- Oh! - Ko-chan!
C-D-E-F-G-A-B.
- Correct! - Wow!
- That's amazing. - That's a huge success!
- Ko-chan! - Ko-chan!
This is the first time in my life I know the answer.
- I'm so proud of you. - That's amazing.
- You're so cool. - You're so cool.
Okay, you've earned your punishment.
- Go ahead. - Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
- OK, here we go! - OK!
- Scary, scary, scary! - It's really scary today.
It's important to smell it with your nose since you've been licked.
Oh, it's good!
You'd better help me with this!
You're breathing too loudly!
- This is... - I'm sorry!
- Sorry for the inconvenience! - Sorry for the inconvenience!
Sorry for the inconvenience!
- You scared me! - You scared me!
Well...
This much air is delicious.
- It's really fresh air. - I feel like I'm in hell.
The next punishment is...
These sunglasses.
You'll wear them for a week.
- Oh, no! - No problem!
- For a week? - Yes, for a week.
- And you'll wear them for 24 hours, right? - Of course, for 24 hours.
- Oh, 24 hours. - It's simple.
- I'm worried about your eye health, so it's for a week. - Yeah.
I'm worried about your eye health, so it's for a week.
- I'm worried about your eye health! - I'm worried about your eye health!
Okay, here's the question.
The further apart you are from each other,
the lower the probability of marriage for men and women in a husband and wife relationship.
What law does this law say?
- Huh? - Shunji! - Wow!
- Socio... - Herotan.
- No, it's not! - No, it's not!
- It has the name of an American psychologist. - Socio...
- Yes, Tetsuo. - Nancy.
- I don't know. - Shall we give you a hint?
- Yes, yes. - It starts with "boh".
- Boh? - Boh?
- No, it's just... - I'm sorry!
- Boh? - It's not "boh"!
- It's not "boh"!
- It's "boh"! - What's next?
- Boh... sah... - Huh?
- Fukuo-chan! - It's "fahmoodohsahten"!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're a genius!
- It's "bossahdoh" law! - Correct!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wow! - Wow!
You may have just thrown away your penalty, but you're out of luck now, so I hope you'll win next time!
- Hey, don't show off too much! - You must be hesitating about this now!
- Well, I'm hesitating, but I can't win against my own limelight! - You're wearing your pants now!
- They're pants now! - What? - They're pants now! - What? - They're pants now! - You're wearing them!
- So, the next question is... - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - For one month... - What? - Yes! - Yes! - Yes!
- Please record yourself with your suit! - I'm embarrassed! - Oh! I see! - Yeah, I'm embarrassed!
- Dodal! - It's like Hajime Shachou's "Rekka Manjai"!
- It's the same! - You don't live in a dorm, you just record yourself in a suit.
- Wow! - That's tough!
- It's so easy! - You can't boast about anything!
- It's the worst! - "I'm doing this right now, it's tough, right?" You can't even say "it's funny, right?"
- It's tough, right? - I'll read it!
"Internationally important knowledge"!
- What?! - There's only "knowledge"!
- There's only "truth"! - There's only "truth"!
- There's only "information"! - Come on! - Ramsar and Joen!
- Correct! - Yes!
- But the answer is "knowledge", huh? - We've heard of "knowledge", haven't we?
- Yeah, we've heard of it. - We thought of it, too.
- It's too early! - It's too early!
- So, Izawa-san will be recording in a suit for a month!
- Wow! - I'm not happy about anything!
- In a suit, like this... - He's a candidate!
- That's true!
- The next punishment game is... - Yes.
- It's "gobi". - Oh, it's here!
- Oh, this is bad! - This is bad!
- What is it? - The answer is...
- "gobi" becomes "zunokku".
- What?! - What's going on?!
- "gobi" becomes "zunokku"?
- "zunokku" becomes "zunokku"? - "Zunokku" is bad!
- "gobi" becomes "zunokku" and "zunokku" becomes "zunokku".
- "Zunokku"?! - That's hard to say!
- "Zunokku" is hard!
- Ryo-san has to answer this one, or it's over. - Really?
- Here we go! - Let me see.
- In the Sengoku period, the spear used by Kondata Dakatsu to count one of the three spears in the world is...
Ryo-san!
Slicing a drumstick.
Correct!
Well done, Ryo-san!
That's amazing!
Slicing a drumstick.
That's amazing, Ryo-san.
You're holding one of them, aren't you?
Oh, I see.
That's it!
It's not related, though.
I didn't know.
I just knew it.
By the way, Ryo-kun, this video only has 1 hour of difficult comedy.
It's bad!
Great! You got 2 points!
Thank you! Thank you!
I'm tired of it.
This is the last question.
Isn't it going to be tough?
To be honest, you're out of luck.
From Mr. Miriga-san's perspective...
That's weird.
Mr. Miriga-san's perspective...
Mr. Miriga-san's accent.
Ryo-san, what was the punishment today?
The punishment is this pharaoh.
Oh, that's right.
No, in return...
Oh!
The pharaoh will go in return.
What? What?
The pharaoh will go in return?
The pharaoh will go in return for 1 week!
I see!
Huh? I see!
Sigh...
Huh? Are you okay with 2 weeks?
Can I be honest with you?
Yes.
I'd like to, but...
To be honest...
Even if you do it for 3 months...
That's right.
But these two...
They have no choice but to refuse.
That's right.
Because if you refuse, you'll lose.
That's right.
No matter how you think about it now, if you answer first and the pharaoh is taken, we'll lose.
That's right.
No, but we have to win.
You guys didn't get any points, did you?
No penalties, right?
Yeah.
You guys should quit.
This is bad.
I don't think we can push it back for a month.
Yeah, that might be one of our strategies.
If it's only 1 month, we can still survive with gag.
What?
You guys are so strong!
If it's more than 1 month, we'll break our knees.
Because we can't say it's tough for 1 month.
We can't say it's tough for 1 month.
It's starting to get crazy.
It's crazy.
2 months!
Huh?!
You guys should quit.
If you do it like this, you'll lose.
I'll answer!
If you do it for 2 months, I'll answer!
Why?!
If it's only 1 month, we can still survive with gag.
If you do it for 2 months, we can still survive with gag.
Can we do it for 2 months?
Sure.
Can we do it for 2 months?
We can do it!
It's been 2 months!
We can do it!
We'll continue doing this for 2 months.
We're already regretting it.
Here's the question.
Everyone, there's a famous peyoung.
Yeah.
Why is a peyoung called a peyoung?
Huh?!
You've decided!
The noodles are...
It's peya-peya.
Peya-peya?!
Wrong!
Ehhh...
Mochimichi-san!
Um, during the planning meeting, I was like "what should I do?" and I was like "peyan?" and I was like "guul?"
Wrong! That's not a "guul?" kind of decision.
This is it.
Dekita-san!
I want to sell it to young people, so I'll pay the young people.
It's not "pay," is it?
Too bad.
Gu...
Uwaa!
Dekita-san!
This is painful...
I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about...
I don't know what you're talking about...
I know you're talking about it!
You know it?!
I don't know it!
You've decided it again?!
I'm sorry!
It's wrong!
I don't care what you're saying!
It's a question, you know?!
You can answer it!
It's flashing in front of you!
Shibai-san, the outbound train is...
You've decided it?!
I've decided it!
"Peya-yanguu"!
Correct!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
You're bad!
You are a hero!
I'm so happy for you!
You are so cool!
Thank you so much!
You really saved me!
You are so cool!
Mr. Tsujibaru, I didn't know that!
You are amazing!
One month?
Two months!
That's crazy!
You can get it from two months!
At first...
Until the end of the year...
Until the end of the year, right?
The age is already determined.
Until New Year's Day!
It's over...
In terms of business convenience, we lost three to seven.
But I brought two heavy wallets with me.
That's for sure!
It was fun, wasn't it?
No...
It's great!
Thank you!
Quizknock's channel is in the summary section, so please check it out!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Goodbye!
Find me!
Tsujibaru is cool!
You are amazing!
Thank you!